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Beorn’s Hall is a vast timber lodge set among flowering meadows at the foot of the Misty Mountains, offering travelers a warm hearth, hearty food, and rustic comfort. With its high-beamed ceilings, carved wooden furniture, and a steady supply of fresh honey, cream, and bread from Beorn’s own gardens and hives, the hall is a welcoming refuge for adventurers and nature-lovers alike. Guests can expect peaceful pastures, friendly animals, and a fireside atmosphere steeped in old stories—an unforgettable stay on the very edge of the Wild.

Escape to the edge of the Wild in this unique timber-built hall, set amid rolling meadows and sheltered by the shadow of the Misty Mountains. Beorn’s Hall offers a rare opportunity to experience the warmth and hospitality of a true skin-changer’s home.

🌿 Property Features

  • Spacious Great Hall: High wooden beams, open central hearth, and hand-carved furnishings give the hall a timeless, rustic atmosphere.

  • Sleeping Quarters: Comfortable alcoves with simple yet sturdy bedding, ideal for weary travelers, adventurers, or wandering dwarves.

  • Rustic Kitchen: Stocked with fresh honey, cream, bread, berries, and vegetables sourced directly from Beorn’s gardens and hives.

  • Animal-Friendly Grounds: Horses, dogs, and bees roam freely; perfect for animal lovers seeking a truly immersive countryside experience.

  • Idyllic Location: Nestled between forest and pastureland, with sweeping views of the mountains and the Carrock nearby.

🔥 Special Touches

  • Cozy evenings by the fire with stories of old.

  • Freshly churned butter and mead upon request.

  • Wide wooden porches for watching sunsets over the grasslands.

⚠️ House Rules

  • Respect the animals—they are family.

  • No orc, goblin, or warg guests allowed.

  • Quiet hours observed at sundown; growling tolerated only from the host.

✨ Perfect For
Adventuring parties, nature retreats, or travelers on the road to Mirkwood and beyond.

Short-Term Licence AB234234235 / EPC rating A
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